"Why is that squirrel paddling a PBR can like a canoe?" Because he has somewhere to be. Maybe he's going to recycle it. Conservation matters. "But how is he using that paddle effectively without thumbs?" Squirrels have thumbs, they just aren't opposable. He probably worked really hard on his grip strength before his voyage. "Ok, but how did he learn to work with metal or master the principles of buoyancy?" Trial and error. "Right but where did he get that little paddle? That's some quality woodwork. Does he have an equally tiny lathe in a tiny shed next to his tiny house?" You might be overthinking it.
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