Other princesses are always getting captured or angering some old witch, but not you. You're the kind of princess that knows happiness doesn't come from perilous quests or sitting on some uncomfortable throne; it comes from the perfect mixture of melty cheese, savory sauce, and delicious crust. So while other less intelligent princesses are off putting themselves in harm's way just to get the attention of some knight, you can just slip into this beach towel and enjoy a slice in your perfectly safe air-conditioned castle.
This is a Beach Towel that has the following qualities: