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Jellyfish Wine Bag

We're thoroughly convinced that if any animals on earth are secretly aliens, it's jellyfish. We mean, just look at those weird little guys. Nothing else in the ocean looks like that. To make matters weirder, jellyfish don't even have brains. How can you trust something without a brain? We'll tell you: you can't. They can also clone themselves - as in, if you cut a jellyfish in half, they can just become two jellyfishes. No big deal. We don't know about you, but that kind of power is unnerving. So we recommend loving the noble (probably alien) jellyfish from afar, like by wearing this wine bag, and not getting very close to them in real life.?

This is a Drawstring Wine Bag (10 oz.) that has the following qualities:

  • Includes Jute Drawstring;
  • 100% Linen;
  • 6 in. x 14 in.
  • Printed with eco-friendly ink.