Ugh, someone actually had the nerve to ask you to a social event. Seriously? Why would they think you want to be social? You've got a bottle of wine and a loving dog waiting for you at home. And nothing comes between you and your dog...or your wine. Reject the invitation before they even have a chance to ask with this funny tee shirt!
This is a Unisex Adult Crew-Neck Tee Shirt that has the following qualities: